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One Way Home:
Nature, Zen & Women Who Dare: because sometimes the only way back to yourself
is through the wild.
🌿 You’ve tried “fine.” It’s time for free.
Sure, this is a funnel. But not the kind that traps magic — The kind that drips it.
This one whispers: “You were never broken.” And hands you a pine cone for the road.
This isn’t “just another freebie.” It’s a 35-minute walk through the woods of your own life — truth serum brewed strong, served warm.
I’ll hand you the three-strand braid that saved my bacon: Nature. Zen. Women Who Dare.
One part stillness, one part wild,
one part holy sh*t,
why didn’t anyone tell me this sooner?
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One Way Home: Nature, Zen & Women Who Dare Because sometimes the only way back to yourself is through the wild!
🌿 Meet Your Trail Mate (That's Me)
I'm Diane 👋
Zen-inspired therapist. Microdosing guide.
Professional BS-shredder.
Barefoot-in-the-backwoods life rewriter.
And your slightly irreverent trail mate for this next
brave step inward.
This isn’t theory. I embody what I’ve lived.
“I’ve rebuilt a life after everything I once knew unraveled,
learned to befriend my grief,
and made peace with my own
wild inner child (even the one who wore a helmet).”
Now? I help other women come home to themselves —
with a little wonder, a little fungi, and a lot less pretending everything’s fine.
✨ If you’re:
🔥 So done holding space for everyone but yourself
🍂 Quietly unraveling in burnout (or boredom)
🫣 Secretly suspecting you were made for
more than just holding it all together…
Then pull up a chair, babe.
This isn’t a pep talk.
It’s a wake-up call — laced with irreverence,
reverence, and a little WTF magic.
Ready to reclaim your center,
one WTF moment at a time?
Let’s unlearn, remember, and come home — together.
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Unhinged, truth-bomb advice —
real stories (alleged solutions, no crime,
just thousands of women’s lived
WTFs turned into medicine).
Expect laughter, mind-blowing “oh damn”
moments, and zero sugar-coating.
Because belonging isn’t a one-time thing.
It’s a quiet yes, over and over.
❤️ Diane
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🌿Ready to reclaim your center, one WTF moment at a time?
Let’s unlearn, remember, and come home — together.
🍄 Yes! Lead Me Through the Wild 🐾💃
(And let’s drip some more magic together.)