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Nature, Zen & Psychedelics: because sometimes the only way
home is through the wild
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🌿 You’ve tried “fine.” It’s time for “free.”
Sure, this is a funnel.
But not the kind that traps you—
the kind that drips magic.
🎄This one whispers, “You were never broken.”
And hands you a pinecone for the road.
🌱 This isn’t “just another freebie.” It’s a walk through the woods of your own life.
☕ It’s 45 minutes of truth serum — brewed strong, served warm.
🧭 I’ll hand you the three-strand braid that saved my bacon: Nature, Zen & Psychedelics.
💬 "One part stillness, one part wild, one part holy sh*t, why didn’t anyone tell me this sooner?"
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🌿 Meet Your Trail Mate (That's Me)
I'm Diane 👋
Zen-inspired therapist. Microdosing guide. Professional BS-shredder. Barefoot-in-the-backwoods life rewriter.
And your slightly irreverent trail mate for this next brave step inward.
This isn't theory. I teach what I've lived. “I’ve rebuilt a life after everything I once knew unraveled, learned to befriend my grief, and made peace with my own wild inner child (even the one who wore a helmet).”
Now? I help other women come home to themselves - with a little wonder, a little fungi, and a lot less pretending everything's fine.
✨ If you’re:
🔥 So done holding space for everyone but yourself
🍂 Quietly unraveling in burnout (or boredom)
🫣 Secretly suspecting you were made for more than just holding it all together...
Then pull up a chair, babe.
This isn’t a pep talk.
It’s a wake-up call — laced with irreverence, reverence, and a little WTF magic.
Let me show you how to make it happen! Enter your name & email here to watch the free training now: “Don’t worry—zero spam, only holy pauses 👇
🌿Ready to reclaim your center, one WTF moment at a time?
Let’s unlearn, remember, and come home — together.
🍄 “Yes! Lead Me Through the Wild”🐾💃